I’m determined to get my shit together by tomorrow, if only to prove to Ex #2 that I’m better off without his flaky white ass.
I’ve been down in the dumps for too long now – It’s time to rise back up like the glorious diva I’ve been inside this whole time.
He has taken way too much pride in how well he has gotten over our relationship. Well, tomorrow he can suck it – I know he’ll be back, guys always come back to me. It’s true, and I take pride in it.
And even if he doesn’t, I don’t give a single fuck because I’m better than him. Plus he knows I’m a crazy ass bitch, he won’t fuck with me again..
And if he does, well, let’s just say he’ll learn a heavy lesson.
I knew when I started dating him that he was below me – But I did it because I was lonely. Well, I had my fun with him, let him think he had the upper hand when he broke up with me. But the thing is, now he is just a creepy, fidgety, seventeen year old with as many moles as my Nana..
Sooo – he’s just out a hot-ass girlfriend and I’m back up to being single and worth more now that I’m not being held down by a dude who has no aspirations and nasty parents who are emotionally fucked up.
So – in the end, I still win. I’m still intelligent, hot, and a no-nonsense kinda girl.
Kiss my ass, Cadence. Flirt with thirteen year-old girls, go on. Have feelings for a girl who is only playing with your heartstrings. I know when you see what everyone else does about Megan, you’ll miss me. The hot chick with DDD’s who gave you blow jobs and listened to you when your parents told you to fuck off.. Don’t forget that I made you cake. And dealt with your problems for you..
Sorry Cadie – I’m way better off without you or your condescending ways.
I think people tend to forget that I’m worth more single, plus I have way more fun.
The price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay
In your tea which you hurl in the sea when you see me go by
Why so sad?
Remember we made an arrangement when you went away
Now you’re making me mad
Remember, despite our estrangement, I’m your man
You’ll be back, soon you’ll see
You’ll remember you belong to me
You’ll be back, time will tell
You’ll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
You say our love is draining and you can’t go on
You’ll be the one complaining when I am gone…
And no, don’t change the subject
Cuz you’re my favorite subject
My sweet, submissive subject
My loyal, royal subject
Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever…
You’ll be back like before
I will fight the fight and win the war
For your love, for your praise
And I’ll love you till my dying days
When you’re gone, I’ll go mad
So don’t throw away this thing we had
Cuz when push comes to shove
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love